Success Kid

Started eating right and drinking a lot of water All my poops are one-wipers now

Started eating right and drinking a lot of water All my poops are one-wipers now  Success Kid

put on underwear today matches my outfit

put on underwear today matches my outfit  Success Kid

Unknowingly down to my last bit of toilet paper Just enough left to finish the job.

Unknowingly down to my last bit of toilet paper Just enough left to finish the job.  Success Kid

got thirsty sucked on some tits

got thirsty sucked on some tits  Success Kid

Attempts to have sexual text conversations with a girl Never got to use the back-out plan

Attempts to have sexual text conversations with a girl Never got to use the back-out plan  Success Kid

Sent dad a heartwarming text about how I respect and love him Find out I just wished him a happy Father's Day

Sent dad a heartwarming text about how I respect and love him Find out I just wished him a happy Father's Day  Success Kid

Peed myself a little when I sneezed seconds after putting on a pad

Peed myself a little when I sneezed seconds after putting on a pad  Success Kid

Made it home without getting mugged

Made it home without getting mugged  Success Kid

finished my mental health clinical without being assaulted once

finished my mental health clinical  without being assaulted once   Success Kid

SAW A KITTY PET THE KITTY LIKE A BOSS!!!

SAW A KITTY PET THE KITTY LIKE A BOSS!!!  Success Kid
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