Success Kid

Jokingly asked my parents to pick me up from happy hour so I could get wasted They said yes.

Jokingly asked my parents to pick me up from happy hour so I could get wasted They said yes.  Success Kid

Friday night actually remembered to turn off alarm so i could sleep in

Friday night actually remembered to turn off alarm so i could sleep in  Success Kid

Split up with my soulmate 8 years ago. She asked me to be her man again last night.

Split up with my soulmate 8 years ago. She asked me to be her man again last night.   Success Kid

gotta fart really bad in a room full of people No noise and no smell

gotta fart really bad in a room full of people No noise and no smell  Success Kid

sets alarm for 7:00 pm wakes up and remembers at 6:58 am

sets alarm for 7:00 pm wakes up and remembers
at 6:58 am  Success Kid

Homosexual marries virgin as a cover Still considered father of the messiah

Homosexual marries virgin as a cover Still considered father of the messiah  Success Kid

"the final exam is not cumulative" forgets all pre-midterm information when leaving midterm

Goes to Library the Weekend before Finals Finds an outlet

Goes to Library the Weekend before Finals Finds an outlet  Success Kid

Parents found ABV weed Thought it was tobacco

Parents found ABV weed Thought it was tobacco  Success Kid

Servers were down Took a nap, missed all of it

Servers were down Took a nap, missed all of it  Success Kid
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