Success Kid

Pooped at work no splash on landing

Pooped at work no splash on landing  Success Kid

cancelled time warner cable plugged cable line into tv and got every channel for free

cancelled  time warner cable plugged cable line into tv and got every channel for free  Success Kid

Opened and finished my parents hidden wine remembered to replace it as drunkenly planned

Opened and finished my parents hidden wine remembered to replace it as drunkenly planned  Success Kid

Forgot to bring headphones to the gym they were actually playing music I like

Forgot to bring headphones to the gym they were actually playing music I like  Success Kid

Pajama day at school Didn't get a random boner

Pajama day at school Didn't get a random boner  Success Kid

stopped forgetting to take my antidepressant felt great for 7 days straight

stopped forgetting to take my antidepressant felt great for 7 days straight  Success Kid

Me: A smart person Thank you

Me: A smart person Thank you  Success Kid

i knew... this day would come.

i knew... this day would come.  Success Kid

fuck yeah my mother is not there she was at the hospital

fuck yeah my mother is not there she was at the hospital  Success Kid

Girl I like is asked out by her ex and one of our coworkers She says no to both and asks me out instead

Girl I like is asked out by her ex and one of our coworkers She says no to both and asks me out instead  Success Kid
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