Success Kid

Dog walks across my lap doesn't step on my balls

Dog walks across my lap doesn't step on my balls  Success Kid

sexted wrong person "want to come over?"

sexted wrong person

Didn't shave beard for interview Got called back for second interview

Didn't shave beard for interview Got called back for second interview  Success Kid

Am Asian Still Have a big Dick

Am Asian   Still Have a big Dick   Success Kid

Used the stairs cute girls ass in my face

Used the stairs cute girls ass in my face  Success Kid

applies for sophomore housing doesn't get mcbain

applies for sophomore housing doesn't get mcbain  Success Kid

Been dating my girlfriend long enough to fart around her

Been dating my girlfriend long enough  to fart around her  Success Kid

Turned on radio playing "Coming in the Air Tonight" 15 seconds before drum solo

Turned on radio playing

Girlfriend is giving me a blowjob while Boston scores the overtime gamewinning goal doesn't miss a stroke, high-fives me!

Girlfriend is giving me a blowjob while Boston scores the overtime gamewinning goal doesn't miss a stroke, high-fives me!  Success Kid

Woke up this morning Ate food for breakfast instead of beer

Woke up this morning Ate food for breakfast instead of beer  Success Kid
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