Success Kid

2 a.m. first time home all day. High As fuck. mom made chocolate cake

2 a.m. first time home all day. High As fuck. mom made chocolate cake  Success Kid

Shows up to work an hour early uses time to introduce co-worker to reddit

Shows up to work an hour early  uses time to introduce co-worker to reddit  Success Kid

Forget pack of gum in jeans pocket when doing the laundry Laundry comes out smelling minty fresh

Forget pack of gum in jeans pocket when doing the laundry Laundry comes out smelling minty fresh  Success Kid

Adolf Hitler Killed 11 Million... #RoevWade Has Killed Over 55 Million Now that I am safe, I'm pro-choice!

Adolf Hitler Killed
11 Million... #RoevWade Has Killed Over 55 Million Now that I am safe,
I'm pro-choice!  Success Kid

Went to a party to play wingman Awesome friend got a girlfriend

Went to a party to play wingman Awesome friend got a girlfriend  Success Kid

Block Party Get to ride my bike in the street

Block Party Get to ride my bike in the street  Success Kid

post facebook status in the middle of the night still get tons of comments and likes

post facebook status in the middle of the night  still get tons of comments and likes  Success Kid

late for work still the first one in the office

late for work still the first one in the office  Success Kid

Fix a computer problem at work Coworker offers to pay me for a side job

Fix a computer problem at work Coworker offers to pay me for a side job  Success Kid

Farted in car with parents drove by a dead skunk

Farted in car with parents drove by a dead skunk  Success Kid
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