Success Kid

Asked my girl to make me a sandwich She made me two

Asked my girl to make me a sandwich She made me two  Success Kid

phone auto-corrects my text Into a Pun.

phone auto-corrects my text Into a Pun.   Success Kid

stayed home on a friday to do homework actually did homework

stayed home on a friday to do homework actually did homework  Success Kid

tried on brother's old suit fits perfectly

tried on brother's old suit fits perfectly  Success Kid

Saw post that read like it was on /r/atheism wasn't on /r/atheism

Saw post that read like it was on /r/atheism wasn't on /r/atheism  Success Kid

gets banned by zombietracker ban panel breaks

gets banned by zombietracker ban panel breaks  Success Kid

GF gives you all the kinky sex you love Still kind of girl you can take home to meet mom

GF gives you all the kinky sex you love Still kind of girl you can take home to meet mom  Success Kid

Took a nap at 10pm Woke up at 11pm

Took a nap at 10pm Woke up at 11pm  Success Kid

Girlfriend on her period Offers to give me a blowjob

Girlfriend on her period Offers to give me a blowjob   Success Kid

cooked a microwave dinner no frozen parts & didn't burn my mouth

cooked a microwave dinner no frozen parts & didn't burn my mouth  Success Kid
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