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Withdraw $60 for a night of drinking Wake up with $65

Withdraw $60 for a night of drinking Wake up with $65  Success Kid

someone came into the bathroom as i was leaving didn't have to touch the door handle

someone came into the bathroom as i was leaving didn't have to touch the door handle  Success Kid

Came out to my parents about being an atheist Found out my dad was one all along

Came out to my parents about being an atheist Found out my dad was one all along  Success Kid

Ex starts dating new parter same time as you they break up first

Ex starts dating new parter same time as you they break up first  Success Kid

went on a diet & lost 2" on my waist Boobs didn't shrink

went on a diet & lost 2

visit girlfriend in college Her room mate is gone for the weekend

visit girlfriend in college Her room mate is gone for the weekend  Success Kid

Girlfriend broke up with me on Valentines Day I got to return a really expensive gift

Girlfriend broke up with me on Valentines Day I got to return a really expensive gift  Success Kid

Country with world's largest military wages 40 years of war against unarmed plant plant still winning

Country with world's largest military wages 40 years of war against unarmed plant plant still winning  Success Kid

Sneezed while taking a piss Didn't make a huge mess

Sneezed while taking a piss Didn't make a huge mess  Success Kid

Took a shit Before i took a shower

Took a shit Before i took a shower  Success Kid
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