Success Kid

Realize I'm turning into my dad He's freaking awesome

Realize I'm turning into my dad He's freaking awesome  Success Kid

Fucked up my entire life woke up

Fucked up my entire life woke up  Success Kid

Boss came to my desk i was actually working

Boss came to my desk i was actually working  Success Kid

Get out of work still light outside

Get out of work still light outside  Success Kid

Boss said i sounded awful didn't even use a fake voice

Boss said i sounded awful didn't even use a fake voice  Success Kid

Ate spaghetti while wearing a white shirt didn't get sauce on it

Ate spaghetti while wearing a white shirt didn't get sauce on it  Success Kid

Shivered at the end of a piss didn't get it on the seat

Shivered at the end of a piss didn't get it on the seat  Success Kid

Wake up in the morning Remember that new toy

Wake up in the morning Remember that new toy  Success Kid

Got into fight with wife last night She e-mails this morning to tell me I was right

Got into fight with wife last night She e-mails this morning to tell me I was right  Success Kid

My girlfriend was murdered by her ex last year when he injected her with some drug he concocted Just found out he died last week from an overdose

My girlfriend was murdered by her ex last year when he injected her with some drug he concocted  Just found out he died last week from an overdose  Success Kid
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