Success Kid

Fiance's Birthday is 3 days after mine and our anniversary will be pi day Nearly impossible to forget those dates now

Fiance's Birthday is 3 days after mine and our anniversary will be pi day Nearly impossible to forget those dates now  Success Kid

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich cut diagonally

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich cut diagonally  Success Kid

walked through gage didnt get shot

walked through gage didnt get shot  Success Kid

96 pipette tips per box, 96 wells on the plate Doesn't fuck up once

96 pipette tips per box, 96 wells on the plate Doesn't fuck up once  Success Kid

Forgot to hang my parking permit all day no ticket from taps

Forgot to hang my parking permit all day no ticket from taps  Success Kid

About to pee in dream Wakes up

About to pee in dream Wakes up  Success Kid

Tricked into hanging out with crazy bitch ex-girlfriend Masturbated beforehand

Tricked into hanging out with crazy bitch ex-girlfriend Masturbated beforehand  Success Kid

Put a small 'g' at the beginning of 'god' Because I know it pisses christians off

Put a small 'g' at the beginning of 'god' Because I know it pisses christians off  Success Kid

went to work in a full suit didn't sweat all day

went to work in a full suit didn't sweat all day  Success Kid

Did a hour long engineering problem Got it right

Did a hour long engineering problem Got it right  Success Kid
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