Success Kid

smoke a bowl and turn on the tv the nightman cometh is on

smoke a bowl and turn on the tv the nightman cometh is on  Success Kid

walked to end of street and back didn't contract aids, or get hit by a meteor. Didn't get stabbed in the face 3 times, acquire 7 cancers, or lose feeling in my elbows. Most importantly, didn't fall to the ground in the fetal position and cry for 9 hours.

walked to end of street and back didn't contract aids, or get hit by a meteor. Didn't get stabbed in the face 3 times, acquire 7 cancers, or lose feeling in my elbows. Most importantly, didn't fall to the ground in the fetal position and cry for 9 hours.  Success Kid

Pee stream splits to 2 streams Both go into the bowl

Pee stream splits to 2 streams Both go into the bowl  Success Kid

Made an "am i the only one around here" meme didn't get upvoted.

Made an

wake up naturally two minutes before my alarm

wake up naturally two minutes before my alarm  Success Kid

Kicked out of home for being Atheist Qualify for college financial aid now!

Kicked out of home for being Atheist Qualify for college financial aid now!  Success Kid

Clogs toilet in girlfriend's house girlfriend and her mom blames the dad

Clogs toilet in girlfriend's house girlfriend and her mom blames the dad  Success Kid

Moving laundry from one place to another Didn't drop a single sock

Moving laundry from one place to another Didn't drop a single sock  Success Kid

meme got used in an ad campaign didn't kill meme on reddit

meme got used in an ad campaign didn't kill meme on reddit  Success Kid

Added a hole to my belt in the other direction

Added a hole to my belt in the other direction  Success Kid
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