Success Kid

Left office hours right as crowd of ladies in their undies run by

Left office hours right as crowd of ladies in their undies run by  Success Kid

Told my girlfriend it was my Reddit birthday Gave me birthday sex

Told my girlfriend it was my Reddit birthday Gave me birthday sex  Success Kid

Goes to Neilson for dinner Sees Cape Girl

Goes to Neilson for dinner Sees Cape Girl  Success Kid

Dropped weed while packing Landed in the bowl

Dropped weed while packing  Landed in the bowl  Success Kid

Wakes up early Fully rested

Wakes up early Fully rested  Success Kid

Is "married" to her female friend parents don't ask awkward questions

Is

Breaks leg first time you reach nw aifield finds morphine

Breaks leg first time you reach nw aifield finds morphine  Success Kid

posted my first meme didn't get downvoted to hell

posted my first meme didn't get downvoted to hell  Success Kid

went out in public wearing sweatpants and slippers didnt see anyone i know

went out in public wearing sweatpants and slippers didnt see anyone i know  Success Kid

ditched school to get a pepsi from my house ended up smoking weed

ditched school to get a pepsi from my house ended up smoking weed  Success Kid
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