Success Kid

invited to a wedding god wasn't mentioned a single time

invited to a wedding god wasn't mentioned a single time  Success Kid

Didn't set alarm woke up right on time

Didn't set alarm woke up right on time  Success Kid

Bought an old jeep no rust

Bought an old jeep no rust  Success Kid

mormon Wife wants to go to church sunday knows I'm an atheist, wants me to stay home

mormon Wife wants to go to church sunday knows I'm an atheist, wants me to stay home  Success Kid

Gained an extra hour Before I had to go to work

Gained an extra hour Before I had to go to work  Success Kid

Passed motorcycle cop while on cell phone he's looking the other direction

Passed motorcycle cop while on cell phone he's looking the other direction  Success Kid

Dumma Gagga Dumma Gagga Translation: "You black midget bitch. go get the juice!"

Dumma Gagga Dumma Gagga Translation:

Been hiding reddit at new job for 3 weeks Table mate randomnly asks today: "Do you use reddit?"

Been hiding reddit at new job for 3 weeks Table mate randomnly asks today:

Parents ENter as typing 'RED' in search bar Browser autocompletes 'Reddit' instead of 'Redtube'

Parents ENter as typing 'RED' in search bar Browser autocompletes 'Reddit' instead of 'Redtube'  Success Kid

Turned shower on and hopped in perfect temperature

Turned shower on and hopped in perfect temperature   Success Kid
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