Success Kid

Listed Starcraft under interests on Job Application Still got job

Listed Starcraft under interests on Job Application Still got job  Success Kid

Browsing reddit on phone while taking a shit Made me stay on toilet long enough to realize diarrhea wasn't over yet

Browsing reddit on phone while taking a shit Made me stay on toilet long enough to realize diarrhea wasn't over yet  Success Kid

Professor asked class if anyone was atheist I was the only one raising my hand, so flipped them all off.

Professor asked class if anyone was atheist  I was the only one raising my hand, so flipped them all off.  Success Kid

Daughter fell asleep in the car Carried her to bed without waking her up

Daughter fell asleep in the car Carried her to bed without waking her up  Success Kid

woke up and called in no drug test today

woke up and called in no drug test today  Success Kid

Goes to Dentist Doesn't get told to floss more

Goes to Dentist Doesn't get told to floss more  Success Kid

Pee in dream Didn't pee in real life

Pee in dream Didn't pee in real life  Success Kid

Nothing on TV so I turned on C-SPAN Rand Paul's on

Nothing on TV so I turned on C-SPAN Rand Paul's on  Success Kid

Took a big poop didn't clog the toilet

Took a big poop didn't clog the toilet  Success Kid

Goes home for break Doesn't have to go to church

Goes home for break Doesn't have to go to church  Success Kid
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