Success Kid

Took all four kids out to dinner on my own Complimented on how well-behaved they were

Took all four kids out to dinner on my own Complimented on how well-behaved they were  Success Kid

Raises Daughter who doesn't post to r/gonewild

Raises Daughter who doesn't post to r/gonewild  Success Kid

Local resident Interviewed by national news wasn't a complete fucking idiot

Local resident Interviewed by national news wasn't a complete fucking idiot  Success Kid

Turned on history channel Show is actually about history

Turned on history channel Show is actually about history  Success Kid

Wife asked if her butt looked bigger Told her it's because her waist looks smaller

Wife asked if her butt looked bigger Told her it's because her waist looks smaller  Success Kid

Had Christmas gatherings two days in a row Jesus wasn't mentioned once

Had Christmas gatherings two days in a row Jesus wasn't mentioned once  Success Kid

Found HD torrent of older movie, only 4 seeds still comes in at over 1mB/s

Found HD torrent of older movie, only 4 seeds still comes in at over 1mB/s  Success Kid

Pulls headphones out of pocket untangled

Pulls headphones out of pocket untangled  Success Kid

Bedridden with flu for days, unable to smoke can't stand the taste of cigarettes anymore

Bedridden with flu for days, unable to smoke can't stand the taste of cigarettes anymore  Success Kid

i never watched the kony video

i never watched the kony video  Success Kid
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