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Took the MIT Shuttle to my destination Don't go to MIT

Took the MIT Shuttle to my destination Don't go to MIT  Success Kid

3:1 ratio Hello Ladies

3:1 ratio Hello Ladies  Success Kid

USED A STRAIGHT RAZOR DIDN'T NEED A STYPTIC PENCIL

USED A STRAIGHT RAZOR DIDN'T NEED A STYPTIC PENCIL  Success Kid

ATTACKED ON MONDAY SUSPECTS IN CUSTODY BY FRIDAY

ATTACKED ON MONDAY SUSPECTS IN CUSTODY BY FRIDAY  Success Kid

Making new star wars movie And J.J. Abrams is the director

Making new star wars movie And J.J. Abrams is the director   Success Kid

go out without any money return home drunk as fuck

go out without any money return home drunk as fuck  Success Kid

Took a dump Didn't get splashed by toilet water

Took a dump Didn't get splashed by toilet water  Success Kid

Eyeliner still visible from yesterday Saved 5 minutes of morning routine

Eyeliner still visible from yesterday Saved 5 minutes of morning routine  Success Kid

wore a white shirt to dinner no stains!

wore a white shirt to dinner no stains!  Success Kid

Stopped Being Sick Right before the weekend started

Stopped Being Sick Right before the weekend started  Success Kid
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