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Masturbation is a sin? Fuck that

Masturbation is a sin? Fuck that  Success Kid

do laundry not missing any socks

do laundry not missing any socks  Success Kid

Cummed in her eye, it got infected, she lost her eye Another hole to fuck!

Cummed in her eye, it got infected, she lost her eye Another hole to fuck!  Success Kid

Started dating the cute girl from Subway Now my girlfriend has to make me a sandwich

Started dating the cute girl from Subway Now my girlfriend has to make me a sandwich  Success Kid

Intented to clean up apartment today did it

Intented to clean up apartment today did it  Success Kid

Hot Girl wanted to have sex with me bad TOld her I couldn't because I have a girlfriend I love

Hot Girl wanted to have sex with me bad TOld her I couldn't because I have a girlfriend I love  Success Kid

woke up 5 minutes before class starts professor emailed class last night - class cancelled

woke up 5 minutes before class starts professor emailed class last night - class cancelled  Success Kid

Parallel parked my car on the first try

Parallel parked my car on the first try  Success Kid

find stand-up special on comedy central uncensored

find stand-up special on comedy central uncensored  Success Kid

Saw someone I didn't want to talk to Didn't have to talk to them

Saw someone I didn't want to talk to Didn't have to talk to them  Success Kid
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