Success Kid

first day of school hot teacher

first day of school hot teacher  Success Kid

Asked a girl to prom She said yes

Asked a girl to prom She said yes  Success Kid

bus driver told us, "20 minutes until we leave, whether you're on the bus or not. go" peed, had a smoke, bought food at rest stop restaurant, and was still first back on the bus

bus driver told us,

downed as mesmer enemy stomps clone

downed as mesmer enemy stomps clone  Success Kid

Thought I wouldn't be able to have morning sex because period was due Was off by one day

Thought I wouldn't be able to have morning sex because period was due Was off by one day  Success Kid

Found free bottle of vodka in my room hid it really well 8 months ago

Found free bottle of vodka in my room hid it really well 8 months ago  Success Kid

Woke up at a respectable hour Mom made me breakfast

Woke up at a respectable hour Mom made me breakfast  Success Kid

Too lazy to put the seat up perfect aim.

Too lazy to put the seat up perfect aim.  Success Kid

Dropped a bottle of nail polish It landed upright

Dropped a bottle of nail polish It landed upright  Success Kid

Promoted to Level 1 IT tech Contracted out as IT Dept Head for local County Government

Promoted to Level 1 IT tech Contracted out as IT Dept Head for local County Government  Success Kid
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