Success Kid

Participate in no-fap september get first blowjob

Participate in no-fap september get first blowjob  Success Kid

Called my high school teacher mom She is my mom

Called my high school teacher mom She is my mom  Success Kid

Had hungover sex didn't get the spins

Had hungover sex didn't get the spins  Success Kid

Dropped my pudding cup Caught it with the other hand

Dropped my pudding cup Caught it with the other hand  Success Kid

wife said she doesn't want kids but she does want a cat

wife said she doesn't want kids but she does want a cat  Success Kid

Tried on 20 dresses and, they all didn't fit right Found the perfect dress inside the dressing room

Tried on 20 dresses and, they all didn't fit right Found the perfect dress inside the dressing room  Success Kid

finished paper at exact length specified font was to small and when changed added another page

finished paper at exact length specified font was to small and when changed added another page  Success Kid

Fell asleep on train Woke up just before my stop

Fell asleep on train Woke up just before my stop  Success Kid

Decided to eat before taking the bus home All the same people are waiting for the bus.

Decided to eat before taking the bus home All the same people are waiting for the bus.  Success Kid

came home hungover as shit this morning slept all day during reddit's downtime

came home hungover as shit this morning slept all day during reddit's downtime  Success Kid
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