Success Kid

puts dollar into vending machine stays in the first time

puts dollar into vending machine stays in the first time  Success Kid

went into a skid while driving did a 360 and ended up back in my lane

went into a skid while driving did a 360 and ended up back in my lane  Success Kid

Boss is tired of employees goofing off on the internet Blocks facebook and not reddit

Boss is tired of employees goofing off on the internet Blocks facebook and not reddit  Success Kid

Hot chick at party saw me browsing Reddit Brought me a beer and sat down next to me

Hot chick at party saw me browsing Reddit Brought me a beer and sat down next to me  Success Kid

Just about to get to the elevator Opens before you have to push the button.

Just about to get to the elevator Opens before you have to push the button.  Success Kid

5 year old daughter tells me she cannot control the weather, it is controlled by magic people I ask who, she says "Weather fairies"

5 year old daughter tells me she cannot control the weather, it is controlled by magic people I ask who, she says

Couldn't remember where I parked my car last night Found it

Couldn't remember where I parked my car last night Found it   Success Kid

farted didn't smell

farted  didn't smell   Success Kid

Text GF saying I'm horny She responds with "Me Too"

Text GF saying I'm horny She responds with

missed the bus stop next one even closer to the final destination

missed the bus stop next one even closer to the final destination  Success Kid
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