Success Kid

Run for 8 minutes and feels like I ran a marathon I feel like I ran a marathon!

Run for 8 minutes and feels like I ran a marathon I feel like I ran a marathon!  Success Kid

Pooped, wiped my butt... Nothing on the toilet paper

Pooped, wiped my butt... Nothing on the toilet paper  Success Kid

Have to shit seat still warm from the last time

Have to shit seat still warm from the last time  Success Kid

Pulls into a parking spot downtown Parking meter is nearly full

Pulls into a parking spot downtown Parking meter is nearly full  Success Kid

Fucked up and only put spaghetti halfway in the pot Ended up with delicious, variable firmness spaghetti

Fucked up and only put spaghetti halfway in the pot Ended up with delicious, variable firmness spaghetti  Success Kid

Buckle down Friday for an assignment due on Monday Assignment dropbox shows it's been pushed back a week

Buckle down Friday for an assignment due on Monday Assignment dropbox shows it's been pushed back a week  Success Kid

Forgot to order my contacts Too cloudy all week to put on my sunglasses.

Forgot to order my contacts Too cloudy all week to put on my sunglasses.  Success Kid

Prepped for WDOP Practice Debate Going to kick some butt

Prepped for WDOP Practice Debate Going to kick some butt  Success Kid

gave my girlfriend scabies she didn't break up with me

gave my girlfriend scabies she didn't break up with me  Success Kid

had sex with wife Didn't have to kick any cats off the bed

had sex with wife Didn't have to kick any cats off the bed  Success Kid
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