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Last brides maid to order dress was able to order it online, it's on sale, and i'm getting it weeks before the other brides maids

Last brides maid to order dress was able to order it online, it's on sale, and i'm getting it weeks before the other brides maids  Success Kid

Blacked out Didnt do dumb shit

Blacked out Didnt do dumb shit  Success Kid

Cut up hot peppers for salsa Didn't rub my eyes

Cut up hot peppers for salsa Didn't rub my eyes  Success Kid

Gave a suggestion at work boss thought about it and took my advice

Gave a suggestion at work boss thought about it and took my advice  Success Kid

i will own that slide that fat bitch stole it from me im going to piss on here dog tomorrow

i will own that slide  that fat bitch stole it from me im going to piss on here dog tomorrow  Success Kid

Bench Pressed while listening to music Earbuds stayed in my ear

Bench Pressed while listening to music Earbuds stayed in my ear  Success Kid

Ate sand People think I look successful

Ate sand People think I look successful  Success Kid

Went grocery shopping while hungry Didn't buy out the entire store

Went grocery shopping while hungry  Didn't buy out the entire store  Success Kid

Changed my FB photo back to the original after yesterday's Red equal sign still got a ton of likes

Changed my FB photo back to the original after yesterday's Red equal sign still got a ton of likes  Success Kid

Got a comment from qkme_transcriber My post was important enough

Got a comment from qkme_transcriber My post was important enough  Success Kid
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