Success Kid

Drunk enough to enjoy Jack in the Box tacos Sober enough to drive and get them

Drunk enough to enjoy Jack in the Box tacos Sober enough to drive and get them  Success Kid

fixed coffee table with nail glue

fixed coffee table with nail glue  Success Kid

Ran from the cops Got away

Ran from the cops Got away  Success Kid

Forgot to set alarm Woke up on time

Forgot to set alarm Woke up on time  Success Kid

New roommate's girlfriend has a single told me I'll have a single for most of the year

New roommate's girlfriend has a single told me I'll have a single for most of the year  Success Kid

Forgot it was steak and BJ Day Girlfriend reminded me

Forgot it was steak and BJ Day Girlfriend reminded me  Success Kid

Found a spot my hair stylist missed Didn't fuck it up when I attempted to fix it

Found a spot my hair stylist missed Didn't fuck it up when I attempted to fix it  Success Kid

Been online 10 mins only now do I get around to Reddit

Been online 10 mins only now do I get around to Reddit  Success Kid

SHOWERED AT THE REC CENTER NO NAKED OLD MEN IN SIGHT

SHOWERED AT THE REC CENTER NO NAKED OLD MEN IN SIGHT  Success Kid

Took a shit got the trouble maker

Took a shit  got the trouble maker  Success Kid
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