Success Kid

Got wasted last night Didn't text my ex

Got wasted last night  Didn't text my ex  Success Kid

I HAVE SEX

I HAVE SEX   Success Kid

renewed my car tags after my birthday didn't get charged a late fee

renewed my car tags after my birthday didn't get charged a late fee  Success Kid

introduced wife to hot couple i know she has erotic dream about foursome

introduced wife to hot couple i know she has erotic dream about foursome  Success Kid

Magic the gathering tournament not out of the question Still has girlfriend

Magic the gathering tournament not out of the question Still has girlfriend  Success Kid

ex-girlfriend didnt have ticket to get in to Golden Globes after-party Stuffed my extra ticket in my pocket and went to party without her

ex-girlfriend didnt have ticket to get in to Golden Globes after-party Stuffed my extra ticket in my pocket and went to party without her  Success Kid

Health book costs $150 teacher says theres no need to buy it

Health book costs $150 teacher says theres no need to buy it  Success Kid

Just got a haircut Remembered to use less shampoo

Just got a haircut Remembered to use less shampoo  Success Kid

posted conservative comment on /r/politics Didn't get downvoted into oblivion

posted conservative comment on /r/politics Didn't get downvoted into oblivion  Success Kid

Took a monstrous dump clean first wipe

Took a monstrous dump clean first wipe  Success Kid
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