Success Kid

I won't have to see hundreds of "My life after finals" posts, on the front page

I won't have to see hundreds of

Garbage day didn't forget

Garbage day didn't forget  Success Kid

Daughter borrows laptop for homework I got lots of odd jobs done around the house

Daughter borrows laptop for homework I got lots of odd jobs done around the house  Success Kid

Had time of the month before the holidays Doesn't have to worry about changing on the plane

Had time of the month before the holidays Doesn't have to worry about changing on the plane  Success Kid

wet dream interrupted by my alarm clock wife had morning sex with me

wet dream interrupted by my alarm clock wife had morning sex with me  Success Kid

Even if the world ends tomorrow i got a blowjob tonight

Even if the world ends tomorrow i got a blowjob tonight  Success Kid

Survived the end of the world Twice

Survived the end of the world Twice  Success Kid

Feels like a hungover Monday It's already Wednesday

Feels like a hungover Monday It's already Wednesday  Success Kid

"We should go to Hooters" Girlfriend agrees

Proven to be a liar Still got 1000 karma

Proven to be a liar
 Still got 1000 karma  Success Kid
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