Success Kid

Heard song on the radio earlier remembered enough of the lyrics to look it up later

Heard song on the radio earlier remembered enough of the lyrics to look it up later  Success Kid

Burnt my tongue when I was 11 on a slice of pizza Graduated college with high honors, married with 3 kids, job makes 6 figures

Burnt my tongue when I was 11 on a slice of pizza Graduated college with high honors, married with 3 kids, job makes 6 figures  Success Kid

Sits down at a machine at the gym Last person was weaker than me

Sits down at a machine at the gym Last person was weaker than me  Success Kid

ran out of chips at the same time i ran out of salsa

ran out of chips at the same time i ran out of salsa  Success Kid

FART in front of new girlfriend She rates it a 9

FART in front of new girlfriend She rates it a 9  Success Kid

Did interview over skype Didn't need to put on pants

Did interview over skype Didn't need to put on pants  Success Kid

Jokingly suggested yoga pants "Great Idea"

Jokingly suggested yoga pants

Came home drunk Charged phone

Came home drunk Charged phone  Success Kid

computer came with ie 10 faster chrome download

computer came with ie 10 faster chrome download  Success Kid

Got a full body massage Didn't pop a boner

Got a full body massage Didn't pop a boner  Success Kid
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