Success Kid

Got a haircut Didn't use too much shampoo

Got a haircut Didn't use too much shampoo  Success Kid

Slept with Jodi Arias Didn't get murdered

Slept with Jodi Arias Didn't get murdered  Success Kid

smoked my last cigarette didn't have an asthma attack

smoked my last cigarette didn't have an asthma attack  Success Kid

Learned how to crawl and stand up Crib becomes jungle gym

Learned how to crawl and stand up Crib becomes jungle gym  Success Kid

Never turned back the clock for DST in fall Didn't have to touch it for spring

Never turned back the clock for DST in fall Didn't have to touch it for spring  Success Kid

Boss stopped by my cubicle While I was actually doing work

Boss stopped by my cubicle  While I was actually doing work  Success Kid

Asked girlfriend where she wanted to eat She gave a decisive answer

Asked girlfriend where she wanted to eat She gave a decisive answer  Success Kid

showed up an hour late for work got a raise the next day without even asking

showed up an hour late for work got a raise the next day without even asking  Success Kid

Find and replace double spaces in a 10-page paper 0 items were replaced

Find and replace double spaces in a 10-page paper 0 items were replaced  Success Kid

Mean as fuck fender bender rear subwoofer intact

Mean as fuck fender bender rear subwoofer intact  Success Kid
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