Success Kid

9:59 pm Didn't have to swipe in

9:59 pm Didn't have to swipe in  Success Kid

vomit in my sleep didn't choke to death

vomit in my sleep didn't choke to death  Success Kid

burglar broke into my house dog chased him away and he dropped his wallet on the way out

burglar broke into my house dog chased him away and he dropped his wallet on the way out   Success Kid

looked directly at the solar eclipse didn't go blind

looked directly at the solar eclipse didn't go blind  Success Kid

Fell off a cliff woke up

Fell off a cliff woke up  Success Kid

Made milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard

Made milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard  Success Kid

Took a massive dump Only needed one wipe

Took a massive dump Only needed one wipe  Success Kid

Takes a shit Just enough toilet paper to wipe ass

Takes a shit Just enough toilet paper to wipe ass  Success Kid

Gets soaked playing kickball in the rain Girls too

Gets soaked playing kickball in the rain Girls too  Success Kid

Marching band is a sport

Marching band is a sport  Success Kid
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