Success Kid

Took a massive dump Only needed one wipe

Took a massive dump Only needed one wipe  Success Kid

Takes a shit Just enough toilet paper to wipe ass

Takes a shit Just enough toilet paper to wipe ass  Success Kid

Gets soaked playing kickball in the rain Girls too

Gets soaked playing kickball in the rain Girls too  Success Kid

Marching band is a sport

Marching band is a sport  Success Kid

can't find dress pants - wear nice jeans to wedding overdressed my slacker ass friends.

can't find dress pants - wear nice jeans to wedding overdressed my slacker ass friends.  Success Kid

order a steak burrito get four times the steeeaaak!

order a steak burrito get four times the steeeaaak!  Success Kid

Leaves game injured with a no-hitter Bullpen seals the deal

Leaves game injured with a no-hitter Bullpen seals the deal   Success Kid

Girlfriend too tired for sex... Uses charm and strategic hand placement for sex...with ANAL!!!

Girlfriend too tired for sex... Uses charm and strategic hand placement for sex...with ANAL!!!  Success Kid

Sees Jack Mungeam comes away with 20 quid, dignity and a phone

Sees Jack Mungeam comes away with 20 quid, dignity and a phone  Success Kid

No reception at work Except in the bathroom

No reception 
at work Except 
in the bathroom  Success Kid
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