Success Kid

Passed out at a party Didn't get drawn on with sharpie

Passed out at a party Didn't get drawn on with sharpie  Success Kid

Got a haircut Remembered to use less shampoo

Got a haircut Remembered to use less shampoo  Success Kid

Helped lady at snack machine Got free skittles

Helped lady at snack machine Got free skittles  Success Kid

Walked upstairs daydreaming Remembered what I went up there to do

Walked upstairs daydreaming Remembered what I went up there to do  Success Kid

Iphone breaks warranty valid through february 1

Iphone breaks warranty valid through february 1  Success Kid

didn't make any money last year don't have to file any taxes

didn't make any money last year don't have to file any taxes  Success Kid

Got pulled over and was given a warning didn't have to show my tits

Got pulled over and was given a warning didn't have to show my tits  Success Kid

Watched Dark Knight Rises instead of Superbowl Understand all the Bane references

Watched Dark Knight Rises instead of Superbowl Understand all the Bane references  Success Kid

goes to get fried chicken after beyonce's halftime show gets back 40 minutes later, didn't miss a thing

goes to get fried chicken after beyonce's halftime show gets back 40 minutes later, didn't miss a thing  Success Kid

I carry around condoms and next-day underwear in my bag everyday just in case i get lucky used them

I carry around condoms and next-day underwear in my bag everyday just in case i get lucky used them  Success Kid
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