Success Kid

Took a huge shit only had to wipe once

Took a huge shit only had to wipe once   Success Kid

Just woke up No hangover

Just woke up  No hangover  Success Kid

put 1 dollar in for 50/50 tickets win 130 dollars

put 1 dollar in for 50/50 tickets win 130 dollars  Success Kid

come here and slam your face into my fist

come here and slam your face into my fist  Success Kid

Megaupload premium account expired 2 weeks ago Didn't renew it

Megaupload premium account expired 2 weeks ago Didn't renew it  Success Kid

went to download music illegally all the links were to Mediafire

went to download music illegally all the links were to Mediafire   Success Kid

Accidentally swallowed candy coughs it back up

Accidentally swallowed candy coughs it back up  Success Kid

Lecture and demotion at job Starts looking for new job

Lecture and demotion at job Starts looking for new job  Success Kid

Miku's not working Gets free sushi anyways

Miku's not working Gets free sushi anyways  Success Kid

fruit by the foot variety pack, picks one radnomly gets strawberry

fruit by the foot variety pack, picks one radnomly gets strawberry  Success Kid
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