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Research professor told me to put it in overdrive He couldn't keep up

Research professor told me to put it in overdrive He couldn't keep up  Success Kid

Only one sheet of toilet paper clean drop

Only one sheet of toilet paper clean drop  Success Kid

strangers complimenting my newborn sons good looks "he looks just like you!"

strangers complimenting my newborn sons good looks

Been wondering when my cake day is It's today

Been wondering when my cake day is It's today  Success Kid

Friend gave me a random number to prank text Belonged to hot girl I've had my eye on for weeks

Friend gave me a random number to prank text Belonged to hot girl I've had my eye on for weeks  Success Kid

Called my mom on mother's day Got voicemail

Called my mom on mother's day Got voicemail  Success Kid

Middle seat on 5 hour flight didn't have to pee at all

Middle seat on 5 hour flight didn't have to pee at all  Success Kid

Three years of neuromarketing research Pizza delivery guy that makes his two girlfriends beg for more.

Three years of neuromarketing research Pizza delivery guy that makes his two girlfriends beg for more.  Success Kid

Washed my balls Got blowjob

Washed my balls Got blowjob  Success Kid

partied tonight didnt do blow

partied tonight didnt do blow  Success Kid
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