Success Kid

Tutored a student at $20 an hour for four hours No change so she just handed me a hundred

Tutored a student at $20 an hour for four hours No change so she just handed me a hundred  Success Kid

Huge fart in the shower Didn't smell terrible

Huge fart in the shower Didn't smell terrible  Success Kid

Beer wouldn't scan Got it for free

Beer wouldn't scan Got it for free  Success Kid

didn't go to harvard Knows 50% of everything

didn't go to harvard Knows 50% of everything  Success Kid

Booty call's friends have intervention for her to stop seeing me She still wants the D

Booty call's friends have intervention for her to stop seeing me She still wants the D  Success Kid

Told my current girlfriend that I got two blowjobs in one day in previous relationship Got three blowjobs in one day

Told my current girlfriend that I got two blowjobs in one day in  previous relationship Got three blowjobs in one day  Success Kid

Thought Weird Rash on Arm Pizza Sauce

Thought Weird Rash on Arm Pizza Sauce  Success Kid

got change at a fast food resurant Cashier gave me the oldest penny in the cash register

got change at a fast food resurant Cashier gave me the oldest penny in the cash register  Success Kid

Stomach makes very loud noise Harley Davidson drives by classroom at exact same time

Stomach makes very loud noise Harley Davidson drives by classroom at exact same time  Success Kid

Michael Guida when he sees a heritage unit

Michael Guida when he sees a heritage unit  Success Kid
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