Success Kid

Lost weight and boobs got smaller penis got bigger

Lost weight and boobs got smaller penis got bigger  Success Kid

Bought Halloween mask for $20 on Friday Sold it to a drunk guy for $40 on Saturday

Bought Halloween mask for $20 on Friday Sold it to a drunk guy for $40 on Saturday  Success Kid

Came out as an atheist at family reunion aunt and both sisters came out after me.

Came out as an atheist at family reunion aunt and both sisters came out after me.  Success Kid

Parents decided to check browsing history internet explorer

Parents decided to check browsing history internet explorer  Success Kid

She wanted an A She got the D

She wanted an A She got the D  Success Kid

pulled headphones out of pocket weren't tangled

pulled headphones out of pocket weren't tangled  Success Kid

"Doesn't your girlfriend get mad about that sexy babe on your wallpaper?" The sexy babe is my girlfriend

Out of state boss drops by desk unexpectedly not on reddit

Out of state boss drops by desk unexpectedly not on reddit  Success Kid

shivered while peeing still got it all in the toilet

shivered while peeing still got it all in the toilet  Success Kid

Taught my GF that morning BJs keep me horny and fantasizing about her all Day Got BJs 2-3x a week for 12 years

Taught my GF that morning BJs keep me horny and fantasizing about her all Day Got BJs 2-3x a week for 12 years  Success Kid
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