Success Kid

Meets a cute girl who says she listens to metal Favorite bands are slayer mastodon and anthrax

Meets a cute girl who says she listens to metal Favorite bands are slayer mastodon and anthrax  Success Kid

Robbed at gun point after work last night didn't take my leftover sandwich

Robbed at gun point after work last night didn't take my leftover sandwich   Success Kid

Cleaned the bathrooms at work Tampon boxes were empty

Cleaned the bathrooms at work Tampon boxes were empty  Success Kid

You left your computer unlocked So I left you this message

You left your computer unlocked So I left you this message  Success Kid

Wiped my ass nothing on the toilet paper

Wiped my ass nothing on the toilet paper  Success Kid

Miss out on gig tickets for band announces set at festival you're attending

Miss out on gig tickets for band announces set at festival you're attending  Success Kid

Blacked out last night woke up in my bed

Blacked out last night woke up in my bed  Success Kid

forgot about fantasy draft didn't autodraft ryan madson

forgot about fantasy draft didn't autodraft ryan madson  Success Kid

had to take a shit at work no one came into the bathroom

had to take a shit at work no one came into the bathroom  Success Kid

Got hired at a new job one week before their staff appreciation party

Got hired at a new job one week before their staff appreciation party  Success Kid
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