Success Kid

Left late for work Hit every green light and was early.

Left late for work Hit every green light and was early.  Success Kid

Pee while it's pitch black don't miss the toilet

Pee while it's pitch black don't miss the toilet  Success Kid

Gives woman an orgasm before his father

Gives woman an orgasm before his father  Success Kid

puts headphones in got left and right buds the right way round

puts headphones in got left and right buds the right way round  Success Kid

Wore Sex Panther Didn't smell like Bigfoot's dick

Wore Sex Panther Didn't smell like Bigfoot's dick  Success Kid

Opened at work Boss wants link emailed to him for fapping

Opened at work Boss wants link emailed to him for fapping  Success Kid

Goes to the dentist wisdom teeth not causing any problems

Goes to the dentist wisdom teeth not causing any problems  Success Kid

gets high mom brings home pizza hut

gets high mom brings home pizza hut  Success Kid

Filled up the tank gas prices jumped 20 cents the next day

Filled up the tank gas prices jumped 20 cents the next day  Success Kid

30 minutes late to a dream theater concert only missed first 2 songs

30 minutes late to a dream theater concert only missed first 2 songs  Success Kid
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