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Watched Se7en... Before people wanted to know what was in the box

Watched Se7en... Before people wanted to know what was in the box  Success Kid

Keeps telling mom about reddit Says she can't start redditing because she knows that's all she would do.

Keeps telling mom about reddit Says she can't start redditing because she knows that's all she would do.  Success Kid

When ever my balls sweat They smell like fish

When ever my balls sweat They smell like fish  Success Kid

Drunkenly lost my house keys last night found them on the road driving home this morning

Drunkenly lost my house keys last night found them on the road driving home this morning  Success Kid

Moan at my boss about not having any time off this year Buys me bacon sandwich and lets me leave half an hour early

Moan at my boss about not having any time off this year Buys me bacon sandwich and lets me leave half an hour early  Success Kid

i'm wearing pull-up's 'cause imma big boy now

i'm wearing pull-up's 'cause imma big boy now  Success Kid

Blew through a stop sign without my license and nearly hit a police car Didn't pull me over because he was busy looking at his phone

Blew through a stop sign without my license and nearly hit a police car Didn't pull me over because he was busy looking at his phone  Success Kid

April Fools was today Didn't get fooled

April Fools was today Didn't get fooled  Success Kid

Finished watching Season 2 of game of thrones hasn't been spoiled yet

Finished watching 
Season 2 of game of thrones hasn't been spoiled yet  Success Kid

Did laundry no unmatched socks

Did laundry no unmatched socks  Success Kid
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