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sold my car to a MILF for her hot 18 year old daughter The MILF and her daughter liked me so much, she gave me her daughter's number

sold my car to a MILF  for her hot 18 year old daughter The MILF and her daughter liked me so much, she gave me her daughter's number  Success Kid

21 Years old 21 years of not-smoking, no addictions, healthy weight, never incarcerated, no sti's, no babies, happy outlook on life...

21 Years old 21 years of not-smoking, no addictions, healthy weight, never incarcerated, no sti's, no babies, happy outlook on life...  Success Kid

Wife decided her favorite form of foreplay is to give me a blowjob

Wife decided her favorite form of foreplay is to give me a blowjob  Success Kid

Went to Cern for the first time Saw Stephen Hawking

Went to Cern for the first time
 Saw Stephen Hawking  Success Kid

Made a typo on reddit people thought it was a pun

Made a typo on reddit people thought it was a pun  Success Kid

Went to Catholic School for 12 years Was called the antichrist 3 times

Went to Catholic School for 12 years Was called the antichrist 3 times  Success Kid

girlfriend caught me sleep talking about her woke up to bacon and blowjob

girlfriend caught me sleep talking about her woke up to bacon and blowjob  Success Kid

1.92 left in account MADE IT!

1.92 left in account MADE IT!  Success Kid

Professor asked class if anyone was atheist majority raised their hands

Professor asked class if anyone was atheist  majority raised their hands   Success Kid

GF promises blowjob if i get more karma then her She upvotes my own post

GF promises blowjob if i get more karma then her She upvotes my own post  Success Kid
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