Success Kid

Listened to college radio on my way to work Didn't hear the DJ once!

Listened to college radio on my way to work Didn't hear the DJ once!  Success Kid

Accidentally left shower running for half hour Water stayed hot

Accidentally left shower running for half hour Water stayed hot  Success Kid

Dad can't tell shit from balls ... Got mom's genes as well.

Dad can't tell shit from balls ... Got mom's genes as well.  Success Kid

ate chicken that was 5 days past sell by date didn't get food poisoning

ate chicken that was 5 days past sell by date didn't get food poisoning  Success Kid

boss complains about slow internet at work I.T. guy installs second router instead of ratting us out for being on reddit all day

boss complains about slow internet at work I.T. guy installs second router instead of ratting us out for being on reddit all day  Success Kid

Lands on my crush twice

Lands on my crush twice  Success Kid

Too lazy to change clocks daylight savings time

Too lazy to change clocks daylight savings time  Success Kid

Get cute girl to hold feet for curl ups Farts and she thinks it was the mat scooting

Get cute girl to hold feet for curl ups Farts and she thinks it was the mat scooting  Success Kid

Enjoyed Steak and Blowjob Day And have reservations for Steak and Knobber Day

Enjoyed Steak and Blowjob Day And have reservations for Steak and Knobber Day  Success Kid

won a cooler of booze at a stag and doe Girl friend said we should go on a bender next weekend

won a cooler of booze at a stag and doe Girl friend said we should go on a bender next weekend  Success Kid
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