Success Kid

Have an insanely common name nobody can google me

Have an insanely common name nobody can google me  Success Kid

everybody is talking about how shitty one direction is haven't heard any of their songs

everybody is talking about how shitty one direction is haven't heard any of their songs  Success Kid

Saved up for the new iphone 5 Bought an equivalent phone and a car instead

Saved up for the new iphone 5 Bought an equivalent phone and a car instead  Success Kid

came up with an awesome idea remembered it

came up with an awesome idea remembered it  Success Kid

Picked up a hooker she didn't have a dick

Picked up a hooker she didn't have a dick  Success Kid

Took a shit No marks on the bowl

Took a shit No marks on the bowl  Success Kid

Got a 75% On my latn Final

Got a 75% On my latn Final  Success Kid

Didn't play against Aaron Rodgers In any of my Fantasy leagues today

Didn't play against Aaron Rodgers In any of my Fantasy leagues today  Success Kid

"This will ruin ____ for you" Didn't ruin it for me

Has an orange shirt on while eating nacho doritos

Has an orange shirt on  while eating nacho doritos  Success Kid
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