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hooked up with my ex from two years ago I'm still the only guy she's ever slept with

hooked up with my ex from two years ago I'm still the only guy she's ever slept with  Success Kid

Installed Chrome for parents' new computer. Mom wants to install it on Grandmother's computer.

Installed Chrome for parents' new computer. Mom wants to install it on Grandmother's computer.  Success Kid

Put beer in the freezer Remembered to get them before they froze!

Put beer in the freezer  Remembered to get them before they froze!   Success Kid

Ate dinner at olive garden Extra mints with the check

Ate dinner at olive garden Extra mints with the check  Success Kid

Dreamt I was getting a blow job Didn't jizz in my sleep

Dreamt I was getting a blow job Didn't jizz in my sleep  Success Kid

Had Shop drawings all day autocad didn't slow down or crash

Had Shop drawings all day autocad didn't slow down or crash  Success Kid

Auto correct didn't look right looked it up, i was right the first time

Auto correct didn't look right looked it up, i was right the first time  Success Kid

got fired thursday Got offered a new job today

got fired thursday Got offered a new job today  Success Kid

Post near the front page with less than 10 comments my comment actually gets some karma

Post near the front page with less than 10 comments my comment actually gets some karma  Success Kid

Ketchup dripped while eating lunch Landed on metal belt buckle

Ketchup dripped while eating lunch Landed on metal belt buckle  Success Kid
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