Success Kid

sat next to samuel jackson on a plane resisted the urge to call him a loud mouthed nigger

sat next to samuel jackson on a plane resisted the urge to call him a loud mouthed nigger  Success Kid

Dropped phone while walking on sidewalk kicked it in mid air and landed in grass

Dropped phone while walking on sidewalk kicked it in mid air and landed in grass  Success Kid

use school computer Chrome already installed

use school computer Chrome already installed  Success Kid

Works 100 hour week Charges actual hours

Works 100 hour week Charges actual hours  Success Kid

Had to photoshop something that didn't belong somewhere for school project gets an a+ puts romney in the white house

Had to photoshop something that didn't belong somewhere for school project gets an a+ puts romney in the white house  Success Kid

Slipped on the stairs and ate shit Got up and realized nobody saw

Slipped on the stairs and ate shit Got up and realized nobody saw  Success Kid

Stayed out til last call Still made it to work by 8:00AM

Stayed out til last call Still made it to work by 8:00AM  Success Kid

Noticed there was no toilet paper before i took a crap

Noticed there was no toilet paper before i took a crap  Success Kid

Walked Through Northbridge with a group of redditors Didnt get stabbed

Walked Through Northbridge with a group of redditors Didnt get stabbed  Success Kid

Boss calls right when I was about to take the biggest bong hit ever

Boss calls right when I was about to take the biggest bong hit ever  Success Kid
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