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Cums didn't get any in pubic hair

Cums didn't get any in pubic hair  Success Kid

Came in a dream Didn't in real life

Came in a dream Didn't in real life  Success Kid

Cheated on my girlfriend It was only a dream

Cheated on my girlfriend It was only a dream  Success Kid

skipped class Teacher was sick

skipped class Teacher was sick  Success Kid

BOUGHT A $1 SCRATCH OFF WON $2

BOUGHT A $1 SCRATCH OFF WON $2   Success Kid

Gets cake day Day after Reddit was down

Gets cake day Day after Reddit was down  Success Kid

Went in for first round of interviews Recruiter was a Redditor

Went in for first round of interviews Recruiter was a Redditor   Success Kid

Teacher handed out jolly ranchers got blue raspberry

Teacher handed out jolly ranchers got blue raspberry  Success Kid

Forget about bread in toaster Perfectly toasted.

Forget about bread in toaster Perfectly toasted.  Success Kid

Never been called ugly

 Never been called ugly  Success Kid
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