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caught looking at a girl's chest pretends to be blind to get away with it

caught looking at a girl's chest pretends to be blind to get away with it  Success Kid

Stayed off Reddit for 24 hours Brand New Front Page.

Stayed off Reddit for 24 hours Brand New Front Page.  Success Kid

Wife is taking the two kids to church and CCD classes every Sunday this fall. Atheist Dad gets two hours to himself every Sunday morning!

Wife is taking the two kids to church and CCD classes every Sunday this fall. Atheist Dad gets two hours to himself every Sunday morning!  Success Kid

Found out friendly coworker is complaining behind my back trying to get me fired I got him fired first

Found out friendly coworker is complaining behind my back trying to get me fired I got him fired first  Success Kid

Bummed out about "the office" ending Realized new "arrested development" would premiere soon after

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Took a piss one drop post-zip

Took a piss one drop post-zip  Success Kid

told my algrea student he wouldnt amount to anything so he would take school seriously became professor of biostatistics

told my algrea student he wouldnt amount to anything so he would take school seriously became professor of biostatistics  Success Kid

Has an infant Got to shower before noon today

Has an infant Got to shower before noon today  Success Kid

Walked barefoot in the dorms all year didn't get a skin disease

Walked barefoot in the dorms all year didn't get a skin disease  Success Kid

Girlfriend asked me to strip down and clean her laptop Never done it before but despite big fat sausage fingers and a tendency to fuck up everything I touch it still works

Girlfriend asked me to strip down and clean her laptop Never done it before but despite big fat sausage fingers and a tendency to fuck up everything I touch it still works  Success Kid
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