Success Kid

Took a piss one drop post-zip

Took a piss one drop post-zip  Success Kid

told my algrea student he wouldnt amount to anything so he would take school seriously became professor of biostatistics

told my algrea student he wouldnt amount to anything so he would take school seriously became professor of biostatistics  Success Kid

Has an infant Got to shower before noon today

Has an infant Got to shower before noon today  Success Kid

Walked barefoot in the dorms all year didn't get a skin disease

Walked barefoot in the dorms all year didn't get a skin disease  Success Kid

Girlfriend asked me to strip down and clean her laptop Never done it before but despite big fat sausage fingers and a tendency to fuck up everything I touch it still works

Girlfriend asked me to strip down and clean her laptop Never done it before but despite big fat sausage fingers and a tendency to fuck up everything I touch it still works  Success Kid

Puppy had red poop Solved the case of the missing crayon

Puppy had red poop Solved the case of the missing crayon  Success Kid

Girlfriend is on her period Blow job week

Girlfriend is on her period Blow job week  Success Kid

Emails academic advisor gets response 2 weeks later

Emails academic advisor gets response 2 weeks later  Success Kid

Missing Child signs everywhere. I won hide and go seek!

Missing Child signs everywhere. I won hide and go seek!  Success Kid

two of my memes on the front page of /adviceanimals at the same time

two of my memes on the front page of /adviceanimals at the same time  Success Kid
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