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Asked Family for money instead of presents Got money

Asked Family for money instead of presents  Got money  Success Kid

Not worried about the unique jewelry box Fiance is not a redditor

Not worried about the unique jewelry box Fiance is not a redditor  Success Kid

Every house I delivered to tonight Had large, well lit numbers in plain sight from the road

Every house I delivered to tonight Had large, well lit numbers in plain sight from the road  Success Kid

still shops in kids section kids clothes are cheaper

still shops in kids section kids clothes are cheaper  Success Kid

Introduced to Reddit by Husband (long time redditor) Quintupled his karma in 1 day!

Introduced to Reddit by Husband (long time redditor) Quintupled his karma in 1 day!  Success Kid

Had taco bell while sober for first time in years Almost just as delicious as when I’m drunk

Had taco bell while sober for first time in years Almost just as delicious as when I’m drunk  Success Kid

Write a meme about actually circlejerking get r/circlejerk opened

Write a meme about actually circlejerking get r/circlejerk opened  Success Kid

smell bedroom floor sock it's clean

smell bedroom floor sock it's clean  Success Kid

Born male

Born male   Success Kid

Girlfriend finds banana flavored condom in my wallet She smiles and says "Guess that will be my dessert?"

Girlfriend finds banana flavored condom in my wallet She smiles and says
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