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Ran out of work, sent home early Still paid for the whole day

Ran out of work, sent home early Still paid for the whole day  Success Kid

Could tell it was a repost just by looking at the title

Could tell it was a repost just by looking at the title  Success Kid

dropped a pickle jar at the store on friday 13th didn't break

dropped a pickle jar at the store on friday 13th didn't break  Success Kid

accidently parked in front of a fire hydrant overnight Didn't get a parking citation

accidently parked in front of a fire hydrant overnight Didn't get a 
parking citation  Success Kid

dropped my toast peanut butter side up

dropped my toast peanut butter side up  Success Kid

Started on midterm the night before its due made a 100

Started on midterm the night before its due made a 100  Success Kid

Took a shit today Didn't have to wipe

Took a shit today Didn't have to wipe  Success Kid

Rides bike home late at night didn't get raped

Rides bike home late at night didn't get raped  Success Kid

Sign at gas station says $3.75 Price at pump $3.61

Sign at gas station says $3.75 Price at pump $3.61  Success Kid

phone now autocompletes burritotown

phone now autocompletes burritotown  Success Kid
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