Success Kid

Wake up Immediately have to poop

Wake up Immediately have to poop  Success Kid

Finished the toilet paper finished wiping

Finished the toilet paper finished wiping  Success Kid

Cake day was 6 months ago Didn't post a cat for bullshit karma

Cake day was 6 months ago Didn't post a cat for bullshit karma  Success Kid

was told to do laundry nothing in dryer

was told to do laundry nothing in dryer  Success Kid

Eats hard shell taco Dosen't drop any food

Eats hard shell taco Dosen't drop any food  Success Kid

has to sneeze while peeing keeps it all in the bowl

has to sneeze while peeing keeps it all in the bowl  Success Kid

city sends you a ticket for running one of their red light cameras dad was driving your truck that day

city sends you a ticket for running one of their red light cameras dad was driving your truck that day  Success Kid

Dont call me at 3am and ask me if im sleepin No im skydiving.. the fuck u think im doin?.

Dont call me at 3am and ask me if im sleepin No im skydiving.. the fuck u think im doin?.  Success Kid

Put shorts on from last summer still fit

Put shorts on from last summer still fit  Success Kid

Forget password to email right on first try

Forget password to email  right on first try   Success Kid
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