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Forgot to fall back Didn't have to spring forward

Forgot to fall back Didn't have to spring forward  Success Kid

Woke up today didn't get nuked

Woke up today didn't get nuked  Success Kid

Almost a year on my own not homeless yet!

Almost a year on my own not homeless yet!  Success Kid

spent a shitload of money on education didn't learn a goddamn thing

spent a shitload of money on education didn't learn a goddamn thing  Success Kid

I had sex Last night

I had sex Last night  Success Kid

Professor cancels 8AM class the day of friend calls me before i even get out of bed

Professor cancels 8AM class the day of friend calls me before i even get out of bed  Success Kid

had to go talk to boss today Asks me to pull some random questions for next meeting from /r/askreddit

had to go talk to boss today Asks me to pull some random questions for next meeting from /r/askreddit  Success Kid

had a stocked fridge at my house before I left for spring break return home and none of my roommates ate any of it

had a stocked fridge at my house before I left for spring break return home and none of my roommates ate any of it  Success Kid

I have had more girlfriends Than the amount of time i've been on the front page

I have had more girlfriends Than the amount of time i've been on the front page  Success Kid

Took a nap during reddit downtime

Took a nap during reddit downtime  Success Kid
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