Success Kid

Went to the only bathroom stall on the library floor to take a shit No one was in the stall

Went to the only bathroom stall on the library floor to take a shit No one was in the stall  Success Kid

This fist Is going in your anus

This fist Is going in your anus  Success Kid

New Winslow album came out Bought copies for all my friends

New Winslow album came out Bought copies for all my friends  Success Kid

Posted in r/amiugly Wasn't downvoted immediately for not having boobs

Posted in r/amiugly Wasn't downvoted immediately for not having boobs  Success Kid

Forgot to set alarm Still woke up in time

Forgot to set alarm Still woke up in time  Success Kid

Made it to the server ON MY THIRD APP!

Made it to the server ON MY THIRD APP!  Success Kid

Walked off the stage and got offered a job

Walked off the stage and got offered a job  Success Kid

25 years old Never smoked or did drugs

25 years old Never smoked or did drugs  Success Kid

Made the First move on a beautiful girl She made the next three

Made the First move on a beautiful girl She made the next three  Success Kid

Dropped a piece of buttered toast Didn't land on the butter

Dropped a piece of buttered toast Didn't land on the butter  Success Kid
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