Success Kid

40 degrees in Wisconsin today? Warm enough to drive with the moonroof open.

40 degrees in Wisconsin today? Warm enough to drive with the moonroof open.  Success Kid

successfully lowered risk of death by coronary artery disease three times

successfully lowered risk of death by coronary artery disease three times   Success Kid

someone hit my car right in the old dent that was my fault

someone hit my car right in the old dent that was my fault  Success Kid

Got laid on Valentine's Day Didn't spend a dime on flowers or chocolate

Got laid on Valentine's Day Didn't spend a dime on flowers or chocolate  Success Kid

Three players on my bench have more points than any of my starters Still won

Three players on my bench have more points than any of my starters Still won  Success Kid

Local fast food place closed for construction Drive-through still open

Local fast food place closed for construction Drive-through still open  Success Kid

dropped a big turd in the toilet didn't splash my ass

dropped a big turd in the toilet didn't splash my ass  Success Kid

Installed A program Did not install any unwanted addons as well

Installed  A program Did not install any unwanted addons as well  Success Kid

drunkenly locked phone with passcode remembered it the next morning

drunkenly locked phone with passcode remembered it the next morning  Success Kid

Goes through whole Fall- Winter season Doesn't get sick

Goes through whole Fall- Winter season Doesn't get sick  Success Kid
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